In a shocking development, putting aside our utter lack of interest in BPC2's new musical endeavours with his overtly self-indulgent "Queergarden by Retardoscope" project and general disugst with all things encompassing Billy Corgan himself, we have decided to temporarily resurrect Bleeding the Corgan.
Months ago, a bizarre Twitter exchange between Courtney Love and the EXPERT OPINION advisers piqued our interest about the bald rocker's possible involvement with Illuminist treachery, and we have decided to try to get to the bottom of this seemingly evil development.
Since then, Expert Opinion advisers at Bleeding the Corgan have been, despite being totally overwhelmed with all of the endless work it takes to even begin to scratch the surface of Brian May's evil over at WTYS and additionally being pretty much as disenchanted as it gets with BPC2 and all of his embarrassing antics, working on a shocking expose which seeks to answer questions such as "Why is he constantly surrounded by Monarch slaves (such as "dark duality twin" hack Aussie performer Jessica Veronica)?", and what's really going on with the aging nutcase's involvement in the unsavory "love + light" cult, the Source Family. We've already uncovered some shocking bombshells, so prepare yourselves.
Stay tuned for the full article, coming whenever the fuck we feel like getting around to it from the EXPERTS at Bleeding the Corgan.
omg billy i love you
ReplyDeletecan't say i care too much at this point, but i'll be mildly interested to see what the fuck happened to him. the cult thing makes a lot of sense... what a bald retard. i never thought i'd miss thefutureembrace, or think of it even remotely as a 'high' point.
ReplyDeleteSo where is the full article you gimps?
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