CORGAN BEGS PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT HIS TWITTER

"[CORGAN]'s really grasping at straws, trying to get into OK! Magazine and the tabloid circuit," a source told BLEEDINGTHECORGAN exclusively.

CORGAN offered anyone who looked at his Twitter on Tuesday a free t-shirt.

"What [CORGAN] doesn't know is that NOTHING could get the pop press to cover him. Even if he died, he wouldn't make the obituaries of any major publication --- they've chosen to snub him for the last decade and I don't think that's going to change because [BALDY]'s TWITTERING"

TAGS: TWITTER, BALDY, B.L.O.W.Z.

CITY OF BOSTON BLASTS CORGAN FOR LACK OF SEXINESS

"the snarl-toothed, lightbulb-headed corgan has always been one of rock music's uglier characters (which is quite an accomplishment - hats off). he's taken on a new sheen of unattractiveess now that he pouted through the roundly panned smashing pumpkins reuinion tour. don't quit your day job as lead jingle writer for the hyundai genesis."

in a shocking turn of events, someone at the boston phoenix actually thought BILLY CORGAN was relevant enough to include in a list of the 100 unsexiest men of the year 2009. bill arrived at no. 67 on the list, only a few slots above DICK CHENEY on the sex appeal scale.

well, i call bullshit and chalk it up to jealousy. what girl wouldn't want to hit this?:

CONFESSION #1: The Great Pumpkin That Ruined My Life

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